The Snazzy Napper

Richmond, Va. — This new gem’s bound to be a hit. I can feel it already.

Congratulations, Snazzy Napper! You’ve taken what most of the world knows as a burqa and snuggied it into the latest kitschy lounge gimmick. Are we that lazy a nation?  Is anyone wondering whether ads for this poppycock will be slanketing the airwaves?

(Full disclosure: the author may or may not own a leopard print Snuggie).

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